Bessie-isms and Quotable for January 31 & February 1, 2015


*The person lacking in passions is less thrilling than last weeks leftovers.

*This may shock you but God didn’t change the standards just last week in an effort to screw you over. They’ve been constant a lot longer than you’ve been here and failing miserably to meet them.


To his dog, every man is Napoleon: hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Aldous Huxley

Bessie-isms and Quotable for January 30, 2015


*Avoid the wide and easy path, which others are eager to travel. The correct path is always narrow and obscure, with small signs only you can see.

*Waste no time regretting the past, for no amount of effort or sorrow will change it.


Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out.

Will Rogers


Bessie-isms and Quotable for January 26, 2015


*Only God is unafraid; we are slaves to our fears, terrified to reach out, to speak our hearts, to dream and to love as God has equipped the least of us to do.

*Standing up to pee does not make a male either manly or civilized, although most seem to think it ‘s close enough.


When dealing with people remember that you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures of emotion, creatures bristling with prejudice, and motivated by pride and vanity.

Dale Carnegie


Bessie-isms and Quotable for January 24 & 25, 2015


*If you have to pretend to your significant other that you never fart, you aren’t honest enough or in any way ready to marry.

*Never volunteer unsolicited advice. If asked, give them your absolute  best advice, then shut up, especially if they ignore it. You’ll have your chance to say I told you so later.


Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

Oscar Wilde