*Knowing that you can be led astray by a sexy person isn’t half as embarrassing as having to face the fact that almost no one makes you an offer!
*Politicians are godless and evil precisely because they lie to manipulate the very people they are supposed to represent.
Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.
*The best memories will fade with time, while the evil ones grow stronger.
*A heart is only stone if it cannot be moved by love.
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
*It is in the serious doing of daily life that we get dirtiest, but find our greatest joy.
*No one would get in trouble if sex was not so amazingly desirable. Of course, no one would be here to get in trouble either!
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he should be able to pull his own weight.
*The wise man devotes himself to exploring the boundaries of his understanding, not to declare himself wise, but rather to know the extent of his ignorance and lack of understanding.
*Women actually don’t take longer to dress than a man, it’s just that she has to dress and undress at least five times before she considers herself well enough dressed to actually go out.
They are able because they think they are able.
*A girl is not corrupted the first time she lets someone take her panties off. She is corrupted much earlier, when she lies and is not caught.
*You would like more people to be kind and help you more. How often do you adequately say thank you if someone does? Perhaps that’s where you should start?
He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.