Bessie-isms:

*Knowing that you can be led astray by a sexy person isn’t half as embarrassing as having to face the fact that almost no one makes you an offer!

*Politicians are godless and evil precisely because they lie to manipulate the very people they are supposed to represent.

Quotable:

Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.

Antisthenes

Bessie-isms:

*The best memories will fade with time, while the evil ones grow stronger.

*A heart is only stone if it cannot be moved by love.

Quotable:

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

Baltasar Gracian

Bessie-isms:

*It is in the serious doing of daily life that we get dirtiest, but find our greatest joy.

*No one would get in trouble if sex was not so amazingly desirable. Of course, no one would be here to get in trouble either!

Quotable:

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he should be able to pull his own weight.

Theodore Roosevelt

Bessie-isms:

*The wise man devotes himself to exploring the boundaries of his understanding, not to declare himself wise, but rather to know the extent of his ignorance and lack of understanding.

*Women actually don’t take longer to dress than a man, it’s just that she has to dress and undress at least five times before she considers herself well enough dressed to actually go out.

Quotable:

They are able because they think they are able.

Virgil

Bessie-isms:

*A girl is not corrupted the first time she lets someone take her panties off. She is corrupted much earlier, when she lies and is not caught.

*You would like more people to be kind and help you more. How often do you adequately say thank you if someone does? Perhaps that’s where you should start?

Quotable:

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.

Edmund Burke