Bessie-isms:
* A jury is mostly a collection of people too lazy to coin a decent excuse to avoid being there.
*It always seems easier to lie than to tell the truth, which is why so many lies get told.
Quotable:
All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is offered.
Sir Walter Raleigh
Bessie-isms:
*Nature is both a refuge and a solace to man, who is both a part of it and a brother to it.
*Old age has arrived when you quit thinking about the sex you might have, and are focused on trying to recall the last time you had any.
Quotable:
Remember that in giving any reason at all for refusing, you lay the foundation for a future request.
Arthur Helps
Bessie-isms:
*Maturity will make you hesitate rather than just running off at the mouth. However, many people will conclude that old age has just impaired you, rather than made you wiser.
*Your memories are priceless, the only record of your life you can access as you pass thru it.
Quotable:
Love your enemies for they will tell you your faults.
Benjamin Franklin.
Bessie-isms:
*Life is full of annoying small tasks, like cleaning the toilet, doing dishes, and taking out the trash. You can let them annoy you, and thus degrade your life with unnecessary anger, or just do them as a ticket to being able to enjoy the good parts of life.
*No one is poor who has a single dream. They mat lack cash and things, but have the rarest of riches.
Quotable:
The only impeccable writers are those who never wrote.
William Hazlitt
Bessie-isms:
*God does not make you miserable; you choose to wear that tragedy each day of your own free will.
*Men are critical of what prostitutes charge. Women, especially wives, are critical of the fact that the hookers get paid for doing what the wives do for free!
Quotable:
Never make a defense or apology before you are accused.
King Charles I
