Bessie-isms:

*A man who doesn’t like the habits of a dog likely has some of the same ones himself.

*All one can do for someone who is devoted to golf is pity them and their family.

Quotable:

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Bessie-isms:

*Far too many women flirt and tease, not as prelude to sharing bliss or to find a new partner, but simply to keep their female skills sharp.

*You think it cute to see a six year old girl acting sexy and like a tart, yet you will shun the thirty, forty or fifty year old female who is doing the same, because she never learned that there’s more to finding happiness than acting a tart occasionally.

Quotable:

A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one way street.

Laurence J. Peter

Bessie-isms:

*Damn this think called love, which makes the strong weak and the weak strong, and renders all whom it touches as one lost to a pervasive madness.

*If you have to lie about anything to maintain a relationship, you’re in the wrong relationship.

Quotable:

Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.

Bernard M. Baruch

Bessie-isms:

*Every time I walk in the woods, I fall in love with Mother Nature again.

*A woman needs to hear that’s she’s sexy and desirable when she’s the biggest mess, and feels the least attractive.

Quotable:

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.

Robert Browning

Bessie-isms:

*Make your senses your servants. Only ruin will come when you become slave to your own senses.

*You mother can reveal to you much of how God is. Both love you more than you deserve even when they would be well justified not to.

Quotable:

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

John Ciradi