*A man who doesn’t like the habits of a dog likely has some of the same ones himself.
*All one can do for someone who is devoted to golf is pity them and their family.
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
*Far too many women flirt and tease, not as prelude to sharing bliss or to find a new partner, but simply to keep their female skills sharp.
*You think it cute to see a six year old girl acting sexy and like a tart, yet you will shun the thirty, forty or fifty year old female who is doing the same, because she never learned that there’s more to finding happiness than acting a tart occasionally.
A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one way street.
Laurence J. Peter
*Damn this think called love, which makes the strong weak and the weak strong, and renders all whom it touches as one lost to a pervasive madness.
*If you have to lie about anything to maintain a relationship, you’re in the wrong relationship.
Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
Bernard M. Baruch
Happy Thanksgiving! May all my friends and fans enjoy the day! If you’re alone and miserable, read one of my books!
*Every time I walk in the woods, I fall in love with Mother Nature again.
*A woman needs to hear that’s she’s sexy and desirable when she’s the biggest mess, and feels the least attractive.
Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
*Make your senses your servants. Only ruin will come when you become slave to your own senses.
*You mother can reveal to you much of how God is. Both love you more than you deserve even when they would be well justified not to.
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.
Everyone can be thankful on Thanksgiving except for the turkey.