*The dog lays around licking it’s butt, and then wants to lick on your face. The cat licks it’s butt also, but it would rather die than come lick on your face. Maybe the cat’s crappy attitude isn’t all that bad?
*So when a woman or teen girl goes out, wearing a short skirt and no panties, why does she get mad when people stare? Other women may stare from envy or jealousy, but men look because men like to see bare female anything. Be a tart, just don’t be a stupid tart about it.
Miss Stein was a past master of making nothing happen very slowly.
*If you punish a child’s honesty, don’t be surprised when the do noting but lie to you. And the more they do so, the better they will become at doing it.
*Bureaucrats must find new problems to justify their continued existence. If no real problems exist, they will not hesitate to create one.
What we call “progress” is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
We can’t all be Harry Potter, but we can at least make an effort to be smarter and less evil than most. That’s fairly magical, by any measure.
*If you were as generous with praise as you are with criticism, how different you would be regarded!
*Put your effort into people instead of things. Things don’t hug you back.
There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Charles M. Schultz
The wise person reforms themselves before there is a desperate need to.
*To have your eyes meet another’s, to feel your heart speed up, is to sense new possibilities. That first touch, first kiss, is the sensation of Heaven’s Gate opening a tiny bit.
*Your failure to believe in the infinite possibilities God has placed before you is why you live, meager and alone.
A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.
Edgar A. Shoaff
The truest gentleman worships his lady. We don’t see many gentlemen these days, but then, there aren’t all that many ladies running around either, are there?
*If you demand honesty from others, expect that they will demand such from you. That’s a dangerous game to play in case you’ve never experienced it.
*You will never heal from the loss of a love until you find a new love.
Every man is worth just as much as the things are worth about which he busies himself.
A foolish man may declare himself beyond the ability of a woman to entice or seduce, but he will only succeed in resisting temptation, when none is confronting him.
*Half truths are half lies, in case you never thought about it. Maybe you should?
*More people die of bitterness and misery than die of all other causes combined. That is truly a tragedy.
It isn’t that we can’t see the solution. It is that we can’t see the problem.
G. K. Chesterton