Bessie-isms and Quotable for April 30 & May 1, 2016


*The dog lays around licking it’s butt, and then wants to lick on your face. The cat licks it’s butt also, but it would rather die than come lick on your face. Maybe the cat’s crappy attitude isn’t all that bad?

*So when a woman or teen girl goes out, wearing a short skirt and no panties, why does she get mad when people stare? Other women may stare from envy or jealousy, but men look because men like to see bare female anything.  Be a tart, just don’t be a stupid tart about it.


Miss Stein was a past master of making nothing happen very slowly.

Clifton Fadiman

Bessie-isms and Quotable for April 29, 2016


*If you punish a child’s honesty, don’t be surprised when the do noting but lie to you. And the more they do so, the better they will become at doing it.

*Bureaucrats must find new problems to justify their continued existence. If no real problems exist, they will not hesitate to create one.


What we call “progress” is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.

Havelock Ellis

Bessie-isms and Quotable for April 27, 2016


*To have your eyes meet another’s, to feel your heart speed up, is to sense new possibilities. That first touch, first kiss, is the sensation of Heaven’s Gate opening a tiny bit.

*Your failure to believe in the infinite possibilities God has placed before you is why you live, meager and alone.


A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.

Edgar A. Shoaff