Bessie-isms and Quotable for November 28, 2016


*Ever notice that appliances always break down after you’ve lost the warrantee info and sales receipt?

*Back when cars cost less than two grand, you could fix anything on them yourself. Now they cost twenty, thirty thousand or more and you’re lucky to even be able to check the oil yourself.


I gravely doubt whether women ever were married by capture. I think they pretended to be; as they still do.

G. K. Chesterton



Bessie-isms and Quotable for November 25, 2016


*The first day back at work or school after a holiday always seems as bad as we expect it to be.

*You always lie, hoping no one will notice it. But if they do notice it, you hope they won’t make a big deal of it. But if they make a big deal of it, you hope you can lie more to save your butt. This  might explain why your life is such a mess?


The most dangerous of all falsehoods is a slightly distorted truth.

G.C. Lichtenburg

Bessie-isms and Quotable for November 24, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving!!


*To be a hero at something like Thanksgiving, don’t be the cook, be the one who cleans up the mess. At least you will be to the ones who did the cooking!

*Bringing the horrid green bean casserole for thirty years in a row isn’t a death penalty offense, but I can argue a good case that it should be!


A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

Andre Maurois