Bessie-isms and Quotable for February 28, 2017


*If you expect people to cater to you, you are doomed to be disappointed. Most humans can’t even manage to take care of themselves, let alone another, like you.

*Humans are the only animal that won’t escape even when there’s no door on their cage, preferring habit to the insecurity of freedom.


The first rule is to keep an untroubled spirit. The second is to look things in the face and know them for what they are.

Marcus Aurelius

Bessie-isms and Quotable for February 25 & 26, 2017


*Apparently junk multiplies in darkness. Put one thing in a closet or drawer, and when you next check, the space will be full!

*A man may if he chooses, argue with a female at any time. However if the imagines he will win, he should be taken in for psychiatric attention by his friends immediately.


Between twenty five and thirty five you’re too young to do anything well. After thirty five you’re too old.

Fritz Kreisler

Bessie-isms and Quotable for February 23, 2017


*Few leftovers are improved by aging in a fridge.

*The dog may be smarter than humans; when their butthole itches, they just drag it on the ground to scratch that itch. Humans will wiggle, dance, clench or do a number of other completely useless things rather than just being direct and scratching that evil itch.


Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Samuel Butler