Bessie-isms and Quotable for February 28, 2017

Bessie-isms:

*If you expect people to cater to you, you are doomed to be disappointed. Most humans can’t even manage to take care of themselves, let alone another, like you.

*Humans are the only animal that won’t escape even when there’s no door on their cage, preferring habit to the insecurity of freedom.

Quotable:

The first rule is to keep an untroubled spirit. The second is to look things in the face and know them for what they are.

Marcus Aurelius

Bessie-isms and Quotable for February 25 & 26, 2017

Bessie-isms:

*Apparently junk multiplies in darkness. Put one thing in a closet or drawer, and when you next check, the space will be full!

*A man may if he chooses, argue with a female at any time. However if the imagines he will win, he should be taken in for psychiatric attention by his friends immediately.

Quotable:

Between twenty five and thirty five you’re too young to do anything well. After thirty five you’re too old.

Fritz Kreisler

Bessie-isms and Quotable for February 23, 2017

Bessie-isms:

*Few leftovers are improved by aging in a fridge.

*The dog may be smarter than humans; when their butthole itches, they just drag it on the ground to scratch that itch. Humans will wiggle, dance, clench or do a number of other completely useless things rather than just being direct and scratching that evil itch.

Quotable:

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Samuel Butler