Bessie-isms:
*If you stop telling yourself lies, you’ll be less inclined to lie to others.
*One does not require a large vocabulary to lie.
Quotable:
No one really understands the grief or joy of another.
Franz Schubert
Bessie-isms:
*If you stop telling yourself lies, you’ll be less inclined to lie to others.
*One does not require a large vocabulary to lie.
Quotable:
No one really understands the grief or joy of another.
Franz Schubert
The woman who is pleased with her body will be the most effective in snaring any man she chooses, for no man can resist a confident female, no matter how plain she might be.
Bessie-isms:
*Nothing brightens your day like having someone unexpectedly touch your butt, unless its in a dark alley late at night.
*If leftovers just appeared in your fridge by magic, you’d never cook again.
Quotable:
The most difficult year of marriage is the one you’re in.
Franklin P. Jones
If magic were real, we’d likely use it to be lazy or to do evil.
Bessie-isms:
*Judge everyone, not to abuse them or treat them bad, but so you can determine which are evil, and avoid getting ensnared with them.
*You will never trust others until you learn to trust yourself.
Quotable:
Do something every day that you don’t want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
Mark Twain
Women start young, practicing how to overwhelm a man and bend him to her desires.
Bessie-isms:
*The ghosts that haunt your mind are far scarier than any haunting a house.
*The answer to your problems will seldom please you as much as you hope it would.
Quotable:
This is what marriage really means: helping one another reach the full status of being persons, responsible beings who do not run away from life.
Bessie-isms:
*Most people would rather spell something wrong than bother to find the word in a dictionary. Spell check is all that allows most people to get a college degree or a job these days.
*Introverts love bad weather, as it gives them another excuse not to leave their place.
Quotable:
A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes.
Mark Twain
You don’t need a talking snake to be led into wickedness most days. A promise of fun, or a peek at a cute behind, and you’re lost.
Bessie-isms:
*There are happy tears but not nearly as many as sad ones, unfortunately.
*It’s usually easier to laugh at someone else’s mistakes than to laugh at your own.
Quotable:
The true test of a civilization is not the census, nor the size of its cities, nor the crops it produces…but the kind of man the country turns out.
Emerson