Bessie-isms and Quotable for June 28, 2017


*Don’t make fun of others for sniffing dirty clothes to find something less nasty to wear, especially if someone else is doing your laundry!

*Sooner or later one of your sly farts will not be just a fart. Kings and Queens, royalty and the rich all succumb sooner or later.


Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.

George S. Patton

Bessie-isms and Quotable for June 27, 2017


*When you lose something there is nothing more annoying than finding it after you’re paid money to replace it.

*If you’re going to lie to someone, have the decency to work up a creative and well thought out lie. Nothing shows you have no regard for someone than just tossing out some half-assed and pathetic lie.


I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and the pig likes it.

Cyrus Ching