Bessie-isms and Quotable for August 26 & 27, 2017

Bessie-isms:

*These days there’s not anywhere you can rob and come away with a lot of cash. Even the ice cream truck takes plastic now, as do bars, stores and banks-banks carry less cash than an old time taxi driver did. Crime pays a lot less than it once did.

*Fewer and fewer people understand any of our technology, and eventually that will be our doom. The one guy left who can make anything work will die or give up, and we’ll all be living as thirteen hundreds peasants.

Quotable:

All I desire for my burial is not to be buried alive.

Lord Chesterfield