* Rain is one of those things that a lot of is not often better than a little.
*Most apologies are little more than a declaration that you’re sorry you got caught.
Dancing is a wonderful training for girls; it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
Try as it might, the house cat will never be a lion. Be what you are is a worthy lesson.
*You appreciate the cook’s efforts a lot more when you have to fix your own food.
*In this currant age, a man who assumes his wife will actually do household chores is an even a bigger fool than one who assumes she knows how.
The less we know, the more we suspect.
H. W. Shaw
It is hard to judge the depth of still water and in like manner, understanding a quiet person is fraught with danger too.
*The only thing harder to do than be honest with others, is to be honest with yourself.
*Even a full fridge seems empty when you can’t find anything you want to eat in it.
When befriended, remember it; when you befriend, forget it.
When we’re young, we constantly stand on tippy toes striving to reach what we want. Why do we loose that eagerness to strive and reach for things as we grow up?
*Hair grows fastest in places where you don’t want it to grow at all.
*You never will notice a missing button or stain on your clothes until you’re at your destination, or two minutes before the big presentation.
The eyes believe themselves, the ears believe other people.
Enemies make better company than friends who feel entitled to abuse and mock you.
*These days there’s not anywhere you can rob and come away with a lot of cash. Even the ice cream truck takes plastic now, as do bars, stores and banks-banks carry less cash than an old time taxi driver did. Crime pays a lot less than it once did.
*Fewer and fewer people understand any of our technology, and eventually that will be our doom. The one guy left who can make anything work will die or give up, and we’ll all be living as thirteen hundreds peasants.
All I desire for my burial is not to be buried alive.
Men think they want a woman who likes a bit of bondage and discipline, until they meet one who does, and she has a mind to be the dominant one!