Bessie-isms:

*Because sex is so pleasurable, humans will do anything to have it. You can complain all you want, but if sex hurt, no one would be here to be led astray over it…or complain.

*Teens lie for three reasons; to avoid having their butts fried, to make you think they aren’t as evil as they are, and just because they can.

Quotable:

Oaths are but words, and words are but wind.

Samuel Butler