Bessie-isms and Quotable for April 22, 2016

Bessie-isms:

*You don’t get to choose your siblings any more than the rest of your relatives. If that doesn’t bother you, congratulations; you clearly did better than you could have.

*We now have men shaving their legs, and women refusing to. If that disturbs you, you aren’t alone.

Quotable:

Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.

Voltaire