Bessie-isms:

*Pinocchio was lucky; his nose got longer when he lied! It’s too bad lying doesn’t make a human sneeze, fart or belch when they lie; imagine what a different world we’d be living in!

*Are your friends pathetic losers? Are you hoping you’ll look better in  comparison? Sorry, you need friends that make you feel embarrassed to be lazy and pathetic yourself, assuming you’d ever want to grow up and amount to something before you die.

Quotable:

Whoever blushes is already guilty; true innocence is ashamed of nothing.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau