Bessie-isms and Quotable for April 30 & May 1, 2016


*The dog lays around licking it’s butt, and then wants to lick on your face. The cat licks it’s butt also, but it would rather die than come lick on your face. Maybe the cat’s crappy attitude isn’t all that bad?

*So when a woman or teen girl goes out, wearing a short skirt and no panties, why does she get mad when people stare? Other women may stare from envy or jealousy, but men look because men like to see bare female anything.  Be a tart, just don’t be a stupid tart about it.


Miss Stein was a past master of making nothing happen very slowly.

Clifton Fadiman