Bessie-isms and Quotable for August 17, 2016

Bessie-isms:

*Your pets shed and make messes apparently so you’ll stay busy and feel useful.

*Some people think letting their undies wipe their butt is a great, labor saving shortcut. The rest of humanity thinks their lazy and gross.

Quotable:

Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain, or freed a human soul.

Mark Twain