Bessie-isms:

*Two women hate going someplace and finding another woman wearing the same outfit. Two men can show identical, and never even notice they’re dressed alike; they’re too bust looking at the women!

*We expect other to lie to us, because we lie to them! We assume others have no better morals than we do. While this is mostly justified, it does an injustice to the occasional deviant who actually does speak the truth!

Quotable:

A successful man is one who can make more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who  can find such a man.

Lana Turner