Bessie-isms:

*A hearty drink with friends is fine in moderation. Just be as moderate in choosing your friends as in choosing your drink, if you want nothing bad to come of either.

*If you dine out, you’ll see some amazingly oversized people chowing down. Many declare themselves afflicted with an eating disorder. This is not true. They have a can’t stop eating disorder.

Quotable:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!

Phyllis Diller