Bessie-isms:

*Women with small breasts often wish for bigger ones. Those with big boobs often want smaller ones. Men just want to have a pair to play with, and if he’s smart, he’ll never tell a woman he doesn’t like what she has. At least if he wants to continue playing with what she has.

*It’s a sad toad who dreams of being a frog.

Quotable:

Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman’s greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn’t want her.

Helen Rowland