Bessie-isms:
*Snow is amazing: it can look perfect and pristine, but if you go take a leak and come back, it’s a dirty, slushy mess.
*When someone asks, “How are you?” don’t say fine or okay; that invites further comments. Instead, say “I’m dying in the next five minutes!” You’ll get a lot more solitude.
Quotable:
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.
Winston Churchill