Bessie-isms:
*Some kitchen gadget will constantly fall out of the drawer or be in the way until you need it, and then it will be gone. Magic? Evil sorcery?
*Isn’t it amazing how you can drive so perfectly, but everyone else is a total moron?
Quotable:
I conceive that the great part of the miseries of mankind are brought upon them by false estimates they have made of the value of things.
Benjamin Franklin