Bessie-isms:

*When someone falls in love with you, you are witness to a miracle. Especially considering what a crappy person you really are!

*A moralist is usually a person who delights in pointing out the flaws and sins of others, while minimizing their own.

Quotable:

There are two kinds of fools: One says, “this is old, therefore it is good:” and the other says, “This is new, therefore it is better.”

William R. Inge