Bessie-isms:

*You will see more miracles if you work for them that if you just wish and hope for them.

*It is not true that a woman takes a long time to get dressed. The problem is that they get dressed, undressed and redressed at least five times before feeling dressed enough to go anywhere.

Quotable:

Men are seldom blessed with good fortune and good sense at the same time.

Titus Livey