Bessie-isms and Quotable for December21, 2015


*Never give in to the urge to suggest or imply that you were a perfect child. Your kids might be impressed, but eventually someone, probably your parents, will rat you out, and you not only not look perfect, you’ll be a liar to your kids.

*It’s less embarrassing to get caught cheating with a super hot partner than with a homely person.  It just is. Sorry.


A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.

Oscar Wilde