Bessie-isms:

*Irony? The thing you may enjoy the most, sleeping, is accomplished with you unable to even know you’re enjoying it!

* When a boy grows to manhood, he must bring his boyish enthusiasm along, or he will appear indistinguishable from a decrepit old man.

Quotable:

He does not seem to me to be a free man who does not sometimes do nothing.

Cicero