Bessie-isms and Quotable for February 18 & 19, 2017


*I’m fairly sure that if you put any of the miles of legalese that they have on software or insurance paperwork through Google translate, you get “You’re screwed” as the proper translation.

*We can put a missile through a dryer vent from 2000 miles away, but we have not figured out how to get humans to not pee on the floor when taking a leak from twelve inches away from a toilet.


There is no genius free from some tincture of madness.