Bessie-isms:

*No man can be considered a genius if he chooses to argue with his wife when he could simply be quiet.

*Our public schools have been failing for decades. Had they done a proper job of inspiring people to lean, there would be no one sitting in front of TVs, and every town’s library would be the size of Wal Mart.

Quotable:

I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

W. C. Fields