Bessie-isms:

*Perhaps being a mortician is the best job. Even a doctor needs the mortician to bury his mistakes, but the undertaker buries his own.

*Don’t envy the nobility so much. To maintain their status, they have to occasionally rise up and act noble, or at least have one fall on his sword.

Quotable:

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. A true genius has his original ideas closer together.

G. C. Lichtenberg