Bessie-isms:

*People fear that an abundance of nudity would lead to an excess of sex and unwanted pregnancy. Having seen a large number of my fellow citizens nude, I can assure you that requiring everyone to go naked would cause our birthrate to plummet like a stone.

*If you would dwell upon anything from the past, reflect upon the dreams you once had, to see if any are worthy of renewed effort.

Quotable:

The bad workmen are decidedly of the opinion that bad workmen ought to receive the same wages as the good.

John Stuart Mill