Bessie-isms and Quotable for February 23, 2017


*Few leftovers are improved by aging in a fridge.

*The dog may be smarter than humans; when their butthole itches, they just drag it on the ground to scratch that itch. Humans will wiggle, dance, clench or do a number of other completely useless things rather than just being direct and scratching that evil itch.


Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Samuel Butler