Bessie-isms:

*There are two kinds of people: those who look at their poop, and critique it, and those who flush without looking and run away.

*when you spot dirt you missed while cleaning, the odds are you’ll kick it under something rather than get the broom or vacuum  out again.

Quotable:

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how is is, tells you. Bert Leason Taylor