Bessie-isms:
*Apparently junk multiplies in darkness. Put one thing in a closet or drawer, and when you next check, the space will be full!
*A man may if he chooses, argue with a female at any time. However if the imagines he will win, he should be taken in for psychiatric attention by his friends immediately.
Quotable:
Between twenty five and thirty five you’re too young to do anything well. After thirty five you’re too old.
Fritz Kreisler