Bessie-isms and Quotable for January 1, 2016

Bessie-isms:

*Since we do so poorly at keeping our yearly resolutions, perhaps we should resolve to not make any and just be done with the whole embarrassing ordeal?

*Any New Year’s resolution that needs the commitment of others to succeed is doomed. Like resolving to have a better sex life!

Quotable:

I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn bridge than the man who sold it.

Will Rogers