Bessie-isms:

*Disney makes everyone wish they could be a prince or princess, but only because Disney doesn’t show what castle life was like with no central heating and having to use a chamber pot. Ew.

*You should hope that the term, the patience of God really means something or your butt is toast after He’s had to watch you live your life.

The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.

Voltaire