Bessie-isms:

*Isn’t it amazing that your bank can take money out of your account at the speed of light, but it takes days to put it back when they screw up? I did say amazing, not amusing.

*Never let a child get away with lying to you. If you do, they’ll leverage that as teens into total falsehood.

Quotable:

My interest is in the future, since I’m going to spend the rest of my life there. Charles F. Kettering