Bessie-isms and Quotable for January 17, 2017

Bessie-isms:

*You never can find the thing you’re looking for. You see dozens of other things, which you won’t remember where they were either by the time you need them.

*How many times have you gone to the grocery store for one thing, bought half a cart full of stuff and gone home to discover you didn’t get the one thing you needed? Don’t lie.

Quotable:

About the only good thing you can say about old age is, it’s better than being dead!

Stephen Leacock