Bessie-isms and Quotable for January 19, 2017

Bessie-isms:

*Hangovers tend to make you drink less. Think how much more together you’d be if being stupid gave you a killer hangover!

*We don’t always lie for evil purpose. Often we lie thinking we’ll spare someone’s feelings, and then are outraged when we get caught and they’re even more pissed at us.

Quotable:

It is better to deserve honors and not have them, than to have them and not deserve them.

Mark Twain