Bessie-isms and Quotable for January 24 & 25, 2015


*If you have to pretend to your significant other that you never fart, you aren’t honest enough or in any way ready to marry.

*Never volunteer unsolicited advice. If asked, give them your absolute  best advice, then shut up, especially if they ignore it. You’ll have your chance to say I told you so later.


Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

Oscar Wilde


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