Bessie-isms:

*If the infatuation of a new love could be duplicated and put in a pill or a bottle,  someone’s fortune would be assured! No misery or infirmity of old age could stand against such an invigorating tonic!

*Your relationship is tentative and not secure until you can both fart without embarrassment or nervous laughter.

Quotable:

Only a mediocre person is always at their best.

Somerset Maugham