Bessie-isms:

*The person lacking in passions is less thrilling than last weeks leftovers.

*This may shock you but God didn’t change the standards just last week in an effort to screw you over. They’ve been constant a lot longer than you’ve been here and failing miserably to meet them.

Quotable:

To his dog, every man is Napoleon: hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Aldous Huxley