Bessie-isms:

*A warm smile is almost as good as an electric blanket on a cold day.

*Be glad your pets can’t talk; you wouldn’t want them telling everyone you know what you look like naked, or how nasty you really are when you’re alone, would you?

Quotable:

I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want- an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr