Bessie-isms:

*If I had a dollar for every time I’m pissed off at my tech devices, I could retire and move to an island where I never need to use them again!

*Of all lifes annoyances, a sock wrinkle may seem insignificant, but it will make you more miserable than much larger issues.

Quotable:

Some people complain that God put thornes on roses, while others praise him for putting roses on thorns!

Anonymous