Bessie-isms:
*If I had a dollar for every time I’m pissed off at my tech devices, I could retire and move to an island where I never need to use them again!
*Of all lifes annoyances, a sock wrinkle may seem insignificant, but it will make you more miserable than much larger issues.
Quotable:
Some people complain that God put thornes on roses, while others praise him for putting roses on thorns!
Anonymous