Bessie-isms:

*If lies had the least value, congress wouldn’t need to print money, and we’d have a huge surplus, instead of a deficit.

*You are a lonely, small creature wandering in a universe so far beyond your comprehension that you can’t even grasp how lost you are. Yet somehow you endure. You should feel a lot more grateful for that than you do.

Quotable:

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

Sam Rayburn