Bessie-isms:

*Let your hair grow long, you want it short. Cut it short, you wish it were long. If you’re this indecisive about your hair, how do you expect to decide more important issues?

*Never criticize your car while riding in it. Cars apparently have feelings and quit when offended or hurt.

Quotable:

Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.

Ralph Waldo Emerson