Bessie-isms:

*The toilet paper roll can look full, but five minutes later when you need to poop, it will be down to three squares, even if you live alone.

*Cats and kids are much alike; both want attention when you’re busy, and ignore you when you actually have time to play with them.

Quotable:

If we were to wake up some morning and find everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon.

Senator George Aiken