Bessie-isms and Quotable for July 20, 2016


*The toilet paper roll can look full, but five minutes later when you need to poop, it will be down to three squares, even if you live alone.

*Cats and kids are much alike; both want attention when you’re busy, and ignore you when you actually have time to play with them.


If we were to wake up some morning and find everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon.

Senator George Aiken