Bessie-isms and Quotable for July 21, 2016

Bessie-isms:

*You put an odd item or two in a closet, and ignore it a couple of months, and the closet will be filled to bursting with crap, half of which you won’t even recognize as yours.

*Your beliefs and religion will always seem reasonable to you, while everyone else laughs at yours, just like you do of theirs.

Quotable:

Advertising is legalized lying.

H. G. Wells