Bessie-isms:

*A wise wife knows that her husband and the dog have many similar traits, but understands that while neutering the dog will make him behave better, the husband will not be so easily improved.

*These days many churches do a better job of filling empty bellies than they do at filling empty souls.

Quotable:

The uncreative mind can spot wrong answers, but it takes a creative mind to spot wrong questions.

A. Jay