Bessie-isms and Quotable for July 28, 2016


*Ever notice that the task that you’re sure will be quick and easy, always ends up being the worst ordeal?

*You hate it when someone wins something, or gets a promotion and you don’t. If that makes you feel like a jealous turd, you’re not a terrible person, like you are if it doesn’t make you feel evil.


The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

H. L. Mencken