Bessie-isms:

*It’s a sad day when you can’t find anything in the house you want to eat, but when you consider going out, you can’t decide on any place you’d like to go, so you end up eating stale chips and leftover hotdogs.

*You become an adult when you finally realize that your parents were right about most things.

Quotable:

They talk most who have the least to say.

Matthew Prior