Bessie-isms:

*You may think you’re pretty good at explaining things, but try explaining why someone else’s undies are in the car, or under the bed, to your significant other sometime.

*Men yearn for a wife who has many of the characteristics of their mother, especially if she was nice. The problems come when he tries to get her to cater to him, and wipe his butt like mom did.

Quotable:

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle aged men.

Kin Hubbard