Bessie-isms and Quotable for June 12, 2017

Bessie-isms:

*Be glad the stars and moon turn off and on without you having to remember to do it.

*If it was impossible to have an orgasm by masturbating we’d have a lot more people trying to get together or stay together.

Quotable:

When a woman tells you her age it’s all right to look surprised, but don’t scowl.

Wilson Mizner.